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POLITICIANS ARE LIKE DIAPERS - They need to be changed and often for the same reason


TAGS: make a change
Rating: 4.64/5

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" THERE - THEIR - THEY'RE " - And on top of it he wears a T-shirt with 'stupid' on it.


TAGS: peace protesters make the world go to pieces
Rating: 4.62/5

More politifakes by MFS

RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 4:52 pm, #77092
I always wondered what Cal looks like


OBAMA SUPPORTERS - America's most dangerous enemies have already endorsed him. Why do you?




" THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR DRILLING " - Under Obama, Oil and Gas Production on Federal Lands Is Down 40% !




Warming earth -


TAGS: make your world better
Rating: 2.36/5

More politifakes by Zeitguy

Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 9:34 pm, #69605
And "intelligent" may be debatable. Perhaps sentient is a better adjective.
Zeitguy - July 30, 2014, 9:31 pm, #69604
No it doesn't. Earth does its thing, but this is the first time in earth's history that an intelligent species recognizes it's affect on that process.
ipaprime - July 30, 2014, 2:34 am, #69602
read some history. just befor the little ice age the earth experance a brief warming period. lesson the earth don't need our help to change
Zeitguy - July 29, 2014, 9:57 pm, #69599
Why is this concept so d*** hard to grasp! Please accept the fact that your home may be experiencing a short cold spell, but the whole planet over the last century is getting h**ter. Period!
Bandit5906 - July 28, 2014, 9:00 pm, #69592
Coolest Summer On Record In The US
Zeitguy - July 27, 2014, 11:30 am, #69581
I common misconception is confusing weather with climate.
ipaprime - July 26, 2014, 9:21 pm, #69580
What is this warming you speak of? Coolest summer in years here. Several record low high temperatures.


"IT'S A PENALTY, NOT A TAX" - IT'S A TAX!




IRONICALLY, LIBTARD STUPIDITY... -




EXTORTION -




This man inherited an economic mess -




MAKE-UP - Improving faces since it was invented


TAGS: make up
Rating: 3.65/5

More politifakes by Shottyz



47% PAY NO TAX - Well now, that certainly explains Obama's popularity rating!




PERSONAL ATTACKS - It's what LIbErals do when faced with facts or when they run out of ideas.




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - factories make wealth, more government = more taxes




TAKER OR MAKER - Which side of the fence are you on? Voting has consequences!


TAGS: makers unite
Rating: 4.6/5

More politifakes by JGalt

JGalt - October 14, 2012, 9:40 pm, #41104
YUP!
KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 8:23 pm, #41087
Those that sign the front of the check will vote Romney...those that sign the back of the check will vote for the guy stealing other people's money for them...Obama.


" THE MAN WHO KILLED OSAMA" - They Dragged me that Sunday from the Golf course......... Screaming and kicking i reached for my No9 Iron..... The Rest is History......'Obama History'.




OBAMACARE: NULL AND VOID - Judges are now agreeing with what we already knew- Obamacare was a pot full of shit that stunk to high heaven. Lets see if the Admin follows the court- stay tuned




MADE IN AMERICA - even the 1st Lady doesn't listen to Obama when it comes to her dresses




Daddy, what's a liberal? -




GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS - Good News: The Unemployment rate dropped to 9.4% today. Bad News: Mostly because people gave up looking for work. Government Statistics in action!




THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE - Where is Dennis Miller when we need him?




"TAKERS" OUTNUMBER THE "MAKERS" - When the number of "Takers" outnumber the "Makers", the economy can't recover nor can it sustain much growth. This is how it is today with Obamanomics and out-of-control gov't spending.




When O J was acquitted -


TAGS: civilized society verses racial stirring because sharpton and jackson make their money with racial divide
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by OTC

crankyhead - January 31, 2015, 3:32 pm, #72596
"Keep trying."? I'm all out of guesses. Why don't you just explain it to me?
fauxnews - January 28, 2015, 3:16 pm, #72576
That's cute. You hold onto that bone, Fido. X-D
OTC - January 28, 2015, 2:16 pm, #72574
If you're not a sock puppet then why do you keep answering questions direct to others?
fauxnews - January 28, 2015, 1:36 pm, #72569
So now you're back to thinking I'm Cranky in disguise? Gee...you're starting to sound like Emma(R.I.P.) nyuk nyuk nyuk
OTC - January 27, 2015, 2:18 pm, #72546
I knew that would get cranky's sock puppet agitated
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:59 am, #72510
Translation (OTC): But I like "Sharknado." :-(
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:59 am, #72509
And before you flip out over THAT point about OJ and race...remember I used the word "sarcastic." ;-) Okay, I have long drive ahead of me. Gots to go. In any case, nice jousting with you mate. Cheers =)
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:56 am, #72508
If u dont like"skin color being brought into this",its because youre projecting(that ALL u).Regarding OJ's acquittal,one could sarcastically argue:why do whites need to riot?Their ancestors never were enslaved by blacks.What do they have to be bitter for?
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:48 am, #72507
And now you are telling me that this entire time you were actually just talking about economic classes, not addressing race even though you were knowingly answering questions about racism in response to a poster you made about race??? How convenient.LMAO
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:46 am, #72506
Your direct response to that EXACT point about institutional racism was that the majority of people that end up in prison (i.e.blacks) aren’t the victims,they are actually the ones screwing everyone else over through welfare abuse, alleging reverse racism
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:42 am, #72505
Let's walk through these posts, shall we? Your provocative poster is about RACE. Cranky challenged your provocative position on RACE. Next, you responded about “two different cultures whose civil rights were violated”, again discussing RACE provocatively.
fauxnews - January 27, 2015, 1:40 am, #72504
Rubbish.
OTC - January 27, 2015, 12:13 am, #72503
You're the one that brought skin color into this, and you accuse me of being racist?
OTC - January 27, 2015, 12:11 am, #72502
I said "class" as in middle class and lower class. I'm middle class and work with several middle class blacks and deal with a lot of lower class whites
OTC - January 26, 2015, 9:51 pm, #72501
You make ridiculous comments such as #72453 and expect a decent discussion?
fauxnews - January 26, 2015, 6:26 pm, #72491
Translation (OTC): The government takes money away from whites and gives it to blacks, even though I have zero evidence to back this claim. No, I'm not possessed by racist ideology or thinking.
fauxnews - January 26, 2015, 6:25 pm, #72490
"Keep trying?"You make these bold, brazen points and then run for the hills when confronted about them...every time.If you can't stand behind your positions,you can't expect others to do it for you.In the real world, we call that "conceding."Try again X-D
OTC - January 26, 2015, 12:10 pm, #72486
You do make an interesting point. Wealth is taken from one class of a neighborhood in the form of taxes and distributed largely to another class of a neighborhood which also happens to be the same class largely populating our prisons.
OTC - January 26, 2015, 10:04 am, #72485
Keep trying
crankyhead - January 25, 2015, 6:27 pm, #72484
…represented by race, you won't acknowledge that the same disproportionality also exists in how wealth is divided neighbourhood to neighbourhood, and your refusal is somehow my fault, because I'm ignorant? Is that about right?
crankyhead - January 25, 2015, 6:24 pm, #72483
Let me see if I'm following your logic… You refuse to believe that racism still exists, you won't acknowledge that racial profiling is an actual police tactic, you won't acknowledge that prison populations are, by and large, disproportionately...
OTC - January 20, 2015, 9:06 pm, #72456
Still living in bliss are you?
crankyhead - January 18, 2015, 6:28 pm, #72443
Was…? Had…?
OTC - December 30, 2014, 7:51 am, #72376
It points out 2 different cultures, one was abused, mistreated, and had their civil rights violated and that anger seems to have filtered down thru the generations. Now show me where I blame you or how you fully understand me
crankyhead - December 28, 2014, 7:26 pm, #72375
OTC, I understand fully why you're unwilling to defend some of the things you say… what I don't understand is why it is you expect everyone to believe that it's my fault.
OTC - December 26, 2014, 1:24 pm, #72373
You must be living in bliss
crankyhead - December 26, 2014, 8:02 am, #72372
Ok.. so you're uncomfortable answering the question... no surprise there. Maybe you'd like to take a second and answer your own question then? What is/was the difference?
OTC - December 26, 2014, 6:35 am, #72371
Not what you're hoping it says
crankyhead - December 24, 2014, 7:55 pm, #72370
What are you trying to say here OTC?


MAKE THE OBAMA-BOTS FIGHT ALL OF OBAMA'S WARS -




" SPLIT PERSONALITY " - Obama Compares Himself to Lincoln,Reagan, FDR and Now Martin Luther King Jr.




Obama blowing smoke as much as inhaling smoke -




"I have seen this scourge of terror across the planet...” he continued. “They don’t offer a health care plan..." -


TAGS: liberal insanity suicide bombers no healthcare makes a terrorists
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 9:56 pm, #65650
Oh, both parties failed miserably. These rogue groups didn't magically appear in 2008. Both parties have had their missteps.
foxrecon19d - May 7, 2014, 9:45 pm, #65649
Indeed, faux... sadly, the Democrat Party has failed miserably to respond to the Russians, the Chinese, the Iranians, the North Koreans, Al-Qaeda, the Muslim Brotherhood, the Taliban, the Mexican Drug Cartel,and Libyan Terrorists, who make fun of him
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 8:46 pm, #65646
Oh,yeah.Obama is a great comedian. He simply shows up and people laugh."Just remember,Barry honey. They're laughing with you,not at you."Sweet his mum would lie to him like that X-D He's certainly funnier than,ahem,'some'folks who lamely make fun of him
foxrecon19d - May 7, 2014, 8:08 pm, #65643
Actually, faux, that is an awsome idea! Whenever Obama says 'Keep your healthcare plan', or,'Most transparent adminisration in history', it should be followed by a laugh track. Faux, no sarcasm, you are a genius!
fauxnews - May 7, 2014, 5:20 pm, #65634
*insert laugh track* Don't quit your day job. Leave comedy to the professionals.
EmmaRoydes - May 7, 2014, 4:59 pm, #65630
Couldn't they scare the terrorists into signing up for obamacare by threatening them with the IRS?


When Takers -




CLUELESS JOE BIDEN - Yeah, he really makes stuff up too!




" YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS $*#T UP " -




INEFFICIENT MODERN UNGOVERNMENTS -




One sees children as obese, the other sees children starving -




maker v taker -




Presidential Library -


TAGS: presidential library make tough choice
Rating: 4.71/5

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Renza - April 26, 2013, 8:53 am, #53352
The daily show does come up with some hilarious stuff. Love how the bush interactive system will actually tell you that you answered wrong and why.
ChadAllen - April 26, 2013, 8:42 am, #53343
lol!!


THE NATIONAL FLAG - Of the Liberal People's Democratic State of Makeshitupistan. "In spin we trust"




" THEY TALK ABOUT ME LIKE I'M AN EMPTY CHAIR " - I still remember the good old days, When they talked about me' Like a Dog.




" FAIL " -


TAGS: barack michelle i llmake you trip
Rating: 4.54/5

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jaxx - September 29, 2012, 10:24 pm, #39339
To bad she didn't take one more step and fall on her face!


HUNCHED : TO ASSUME A CROUCHED OR CRAMPED POSTURE " - Michelle "That’s the man I see in those quiet moments late at night, hunched over his desk, poring over the letters people have sent him."




SENSIBLE TACTICS - why try to convince the other side that their candidate will lose... do you REALLY want to motivate them to get out and vote? isnt the point, to convince them to stay home?




" THE COMMUNICATOR-IN-CHIEF " - White House trip director Marvin Nicholson handed the president his personal iPhone, Mr. Obama couldn't get it to work.


TAGS: obama 2012uselections smartestpresidentevah makebelievepresidency
Rating: 4.43/5

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starryeyedguy - September 12, 2012, 10:48 am, #37566
That's not an iPhone.


EPIPHANY - It's all the rage amongst Obama voters.




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Nothing up his sleeves, watch him create huge deficits in the blink of an eye.




YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - You are against the War on Terror, but are only too happy to make millions of dollars by making movies about it.




WHAT A DIFFERENCE A YEAR MAKES -




PAWLENTY: $2 TRILLION IN TAX CUTS - for businesses and individuals over the next ten years. Now that's what I'm talkin' about!!!




SURVIVAL GUIDE - How to get through the next two years....




" OBAMA'S 2012 ELECTION CAMPAIGN " - After having skipped the 9/11 memorials in 2009 and 2010 ,now politically opportune to visit Ground Zero!




BARE NECESSITIES - Some of us have had to scrimp and save and make sacrifices, while others have government jobs.




THE EMPRESS - Young fool... Prepare yourself for the Edison Medicine.




SHOULD BE SIMPLE ENOUGH -




OBAMACARE - Will make you prisoners if you don't obey Obey ObamaCare or you will join these men




Socialism -




FOOD RIOTS AROUND THE WORLD - As world food prices have risen more than 25% recently, we have the idiots in DC to thank, who decided that corn ethanol was more important than food!




THANK YOU, LORD. -




OK THEN -




OTHERS POLITICAL CARTOONS - Get your own thought




REDISTRIBUTION - why not?




JESUS -




NO WONDER - The NRA is so worried.




GOP REBRANDING - Quite an uphill battle.




REPUBLOGIC -


TAGS: makes sense to cavalry scouts
Rating: 2/5

More politifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - January 27, 2013, 12:13 pm, #46763
You can feel any which way you want to about me fox. That's not my problem, it's yours.
foxrecon19d - January 27, 2013, 9:41 am, #46760
Feeling grossly out-matched again, cranks? HA! HA! I like how, for every one poster you make, you need to post many more comments trying to convince yourself (because no one else buys it) that you AREN'T an idiot.
crankyhead - January 26, 2013, 1:03 pm, #46665
... don't ever provide any kind of secondary sources, to support your own claims. Get it yet? Or do I need to hold your hand and walk you through it again?
crankyhead - January 26, 2013, 1:02 pm, #46664
I've already stated that this poster, and the one next to it, are parodies. You know what that word means don't you, fox? Of course I don't have a link to a video or a soundbyte, that would defeat the whole purpose. I'm parodying the fact that you...
crankyhead - January 26, 2013, 1:00 pm, #46663
Is that what you think you're doing? Adorable.
foxrecon19d - January 26, 2013, 7:31 am, #46655
Watch this..."You have a link to a video or a soundbyte, or even a quote of someone from the Bush administration saying that they want to send "kids to the gas chamber?" Crankywanker absolutely hates it when you use his own logic against him...heh...heh..
foxrecon19d - January 26, 2013, 7:30 am, #46654
Watch this..."You have a link to a video or a soundbyte, or even a quote of someone from the Bush administration saying that they want to send "kids to the gas chamber?" Crankywanker absolutely hates it when you use his own logic against him...heh...heh..
foxrecon19d - January 26, 2013, 7:27 am, #46653
Crankywanker, it is hilariously pathetic that someone you've never even met, and who does not even care is you exist, can so easily twist your little pretty pink panties in a knot every single day!
crankyhead - January 24, 2013, 4:11 pm, #46547
If you don't get the leap in logic, it's probably because you haven't been paying attention to the fact that this poster is merely a parody of the same BS (il)logic he uses every single day.
crankyhead - January 24, 2013, 4:10 pm, #46546
You have a link to a video or a soundbyte, or even a quote of someone from the Obama administration saying that they want to 'destroy the 2nd amendment'? Yeah, didn't think so. Anyway, don't sweat it JG, I tagged the guy I made this for.
JGalt - January 24, 2013, 7:06 am, #46527
We don't seem to see your leaps in logic. All we are pointing out is that destroying the second amendemnt can lead to future politicians abusing the situation and becoming totalitarian....


GOOD PLAN - Make yourself useful




REMEMBER WHEN -




PLAYING DOCTOR -




MITT ROMNEY IS JESUS - HE HAS COME TO SLAY OBAMA THE ANTICHRIST FOX NEWS TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE




Unfit For Command -




Hillary 2016 -




Not So Ready For Hillary -




The Big Question -




Snobbish Oligarch -




Lying Hildebeast -




Billionaire Russian Mobster to Hold Fundraiser for Hillary -




Hillary wasn't "Dead Broke" But She IS Morally Bankrupt -




Democrat Transparency -




The Butcher of Benghazi -




Hillary's Confederate Flag Hypocrisy -




Killary Klinton -




Do You Really Want This Hag To Be The Next Commander-In-Chief? -




Hillary Clinton 2016 -




Ready For Hillary 2016 -


TAGS: hillary clinton 2016 killary klinton hildebeast benghazi libya filegate chinagate servergate whitewater vince foster what difference does it make
Rating: 4.56/5

More politifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 7:51 pm, #76865
f'sho :)
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 7:46 pm, #76864
But they make for the best toys, so they earn their keep. My personal online giga pet - monkey edition. http://i.imgur.com/A52hgLi.jpg Instant fun, with one push of a b.utton.
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 7:29 pm, #76863
I know, right? ^.^
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 7:24 pm, #76862
I saw that, Guest818 :) You ARE good - yes, you have him very well trained; you make it look soooo freasy. Must be "embaressing" to be a "Republian" troll with a borderline personality.They're just all bu'ttons,no self-control.And they work for peanuts :D
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 6:56 pm, #76861
See, Rebecca? Like I told you, just give him some time.....Atta boy, Bubbles. Here's another peanut.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 5:28 pm, #76860
Then again, you try to mask your typos (or lack of english skills) by claiming it's slang when the reality is that you just don't know any better and even call out others (like freasy) for bad spelling. you really are a hoot.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 5:26 pm, #76859
I take it you don't understand hypotheticals. When a statement begins with IF, it's hypothetical. Try using an online dictionary before you comment, you might save yourself some embarrassment.
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 12:00 pm, #76858
What's the matter, BeeEss? Tucked monkey tail got your tongue? :) Never disappoint your owner (all the more ironic considering you've just BEEN "owned" in another one of your "debates"....again.) lololololol
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:42 am, #76857
LOL Of course, R.Olsen. Just give it some time.
rebeccaolsen - June 5, 2015, 11:40 am, #76856
OMG. You were right. SO CUTE! :D Great trick. Make him do it again! please, please? :) make him say, "donkeyboy" again! He must really idolize you, it's cute when he mimics you. Make him do it again! please, please, please :D :D :D :D :D :D
guest818 - June 5, 2015, 11:37 am, #76855
You are already calling it? How about we wait and see who is right. ^.^ I now have two of your predictions I plan to tease you about if you are wrong....In the meanwhile, another peanut, Bubbles. That's a good little mimicker.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 5, 2015, 11:32 am, #76852
If Bernie Sanders manages to knock Hillary down, you will look really stupid (not that you need any help in that department) for being wrong again. You won't be able to walk back your hillary love. Eat some more hay, donkeyboy
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:23 am, #76799
But I digress. That's a good monkey ^.^ I push your b.utton, you react. Here's a peanut.
guest818 - June 4, 2015, 10:19 am, #76797
if she wins, then you 'now' look REAL stupid (not that you need help in that department) for being wrong about Hillary's chances - laughing maniacally and mockingly over it, as if you are so sure. i.e. You can't take it back now if you were wrong.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:29 am, #76782
any reason why she should be elected or how she has the ability to run this country unless it's into the ground the rest of the way.
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 4, 2015, 9:27 am, #76781
How does any of that bite me in the @$$? How could Hillary kick my @$$? None of this Hillary crap means anything anyways. She's about as corrupt as you can get and stays out of jail only because of the lib media and obama owned DOJ. I can't think of
guest818 - June 3, 2015, 11:28 pm, #76769
poorly played, for so many reasons. you are begging for this to bite you in the @$$. will remember this one come 2016 if she wins. ^_^ when i say, the day after the election,"Hillary kicked your @$$", be sure to repeat that too, like a good monkey
MMessEnnBeeCee - June 3, 2015, 9:02 pm, #76761
Still think that? Her favorability rating is going down the toilet. And that includes liberals! bwahahaha
guest818 - May 26, 2015, 10:52 am, #76466
hillary has a lock on the nom.the email scandal is a dud. if the clintons proclivity for corruption was truly a problem, they wouldn't have had bill lewinsky speak at the last convention. The fantasy world you live in is also a shameful one, EMMa. Fitting
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:31 am, #76465
/sarc
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:26 am, #76464
It seems that hillary can't survive more scandals. Even donkey lovers (at least the smart ones) are having a hard time trying to justify voting for her anymore.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 26, 2015, 9:23 am, #76463
That's a bit of stretch. If you don't like donkeys, you must like elephants because we all know there are only 2 options - republican or democrat - there is no such thing as an independent.
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 8:48 pm, #76377
That's what you call a "sham democracy."
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:40 pm, #76362
99% of the people who end up voting for hillary, will be doing it soely because she's the only offered alternative to the republican candidate.
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:28 pm, #76361
or do you honestly go to the polls thinking "man, i really wanna be screwed over by that liar with the elephant badge... our future depends on the elephant badge guy beating the donkey badge guy, that donkey badge guy is a liar who will screw us over!"
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:25 pm, #76360
how do you reconcile this implication with the fact that both parties are funded by the same people and companies, and both parties are filled with self-serving powerhungry liars who only care about their own wealth and power?
DebtToAmerica - May 25, 2015, 6:13 pm, #76359
the way you said that makes it seem like you're implying that the republican party and its candidates are somehow better.
Cannabal - May 25, 2015, 12:26 am, #76353
Yeah, "morals" is sure my stipulation for the presidency.
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 24, 2015, 8:39 am, #76351
Yeah, let's see someone who has any morals at all get the democrat nod. I daresay that would be a sight to behold.
Cannabal - May 23, 2015, 8:40 pm, #76346
Yeah, let's see a woman get the Republican nomination. I daresay that would be a sight to behold.
Cyberhagen - May 23, 2015, 12:56 pm, #76345
I'm not entirely sure about that...


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